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youhadmefromtupac: mcs420: Doo itt lol Lets….I’ll get the pizza

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A Motorcycle Helmet With A Heads-Up Display By Rose Pastore, popsci.com This Indiegogo campaign wants to sell a voice-controlled, augmented reality motorbike helmet for $2,000.Russ­ian inven­tors have cre­at­ed a motor­cy­cle hel­met with built-in nav­i­ga­tion. The LiveMap hel­met dis­plays full-color, translu­cen…

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15 Weird Sample Dialogues from Old English Textbooks Erin, mentalfloss.com For hilarity, no book intended for English learners will ever match English As She Is Spoke, the unintentional viral hit of the 1880s, written by a non-English speaking Portuguese man armed only with a French-English phrasebook and a…

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ixnay-on-the-oddk: Panda suit. goodnight :)

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stewie-just-said-that: geometricdeathtrap: greenfeldspar: asktrickstertrolls: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. Snopes confirms. What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something? I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one: Do not touch it Do not touch it Do not let anyone else touch it Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time. Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water. Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured. I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car. holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

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