Seriously though, if you struggle to take a shit and your panting and breathing hard to just sit down, talk to your doctor. Fucking hell, I don’t want to hear that while I’m poopin’ a-okay in the next stall.
Ah yes, the lovely feeling of finding out your asshole isn’t just on fire, but also bleeding a little from the massive shit you just took.
I miss you
What if one day
I’m nothing but too far away from here