This beard is hard to shave

Ask me something cool.Whatcha Got?Next pageArchive

Seriously though, if you struggle to take a shit and your panting and breathing hard to just sit down, talk to your doctor. Fucking hell, I don’t want to hear that while I’m poopin’ a-okay in the next stall.

Ah yes, the lovely feeling of finding out your asshole isn’t just on fire, but also bleeding a little from the massive shit you just took.

Its your fault, really.

I miss you
And you
And you
What if one day
I’m nothing but too far away from here