I’m going to buy painting supplies with my next check.
My first Spanish Class in… Four years.
I’m going to die. Then fail. Then die again.
So glad there's only a week left of this.
Guest: "My track pad isn't working!"
Me: "Well, lets take a look, have you changed the batteries?"
Guest: "Well, yeah. That's where the problem started, I changed them this morning and now it doesn't work!"
Me: "Are you sure those batteries are good?"
Guest: "Well, duh. I just took them out of the box."
*I open the trackpad and take their batteries out, checking the expiration date, and put in batteries from a working trackpad at my desk. Lone and behold, it turns on.*
Me: "Like I mentioned before, it looks like you just put in bad batteries."
*Guest then starts making a number of excuses on how that could have happened and walks out, leaving me to wonder why they didn't just check the batteries at home and save themselves a drive in the snow.*